overly specific dnd meme that could also be about godhood if you think about it
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Just noticed one of the lines showing the principles in the Tree of Wisdoms has been scribbled out by the Suppression Bureau. Based off the purplish pink colour and the fact that it's the only one not represented, it's gotta be Secret Histories, suggesting the primary arts dealing with it are horomachistry, birdsong, and preservation.
Makes sense, horo for obvious connection to the nature of the hours, preservation for maintaining the state of the world, and birdsong for being so goddamn cryptic.
no one follows the trees warning
You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN
I feel like a dumbass, but @rapidashmascot just revolutionised my understanding of that parable.
My family quotes that parable loudly every time another planned housing community on a former floodplain gets inundated with water.
I'd like to add to this post that this is the exact thing that happened today in the Río de la Plata and Delta areas of Argentina and Uruguay. Huge floods hitting capital cities.
Please help us. Just being informed helps. This is the consequence of climate change in the Global South, and colonialist exploitation.
Some links to help however you can:
1. Flood relief web, live updating news
4. Ley de Humedales / Wetlands Law (use google translate if you don't speak spanish)
Please help by tagging any big blogs you know support environmental movements and tragedy relief in the global south 💛 We're a bit desperate here
Not true!
Wake up babe new tag yourself dropped
Really lucky a mongermonger turned up to help with this post.
lawmonger i use that to cut the grass
Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.
Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂
*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:
Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means we’re more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesn’t have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.
Which means if you’re exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isn’t actually sterile - that’s a myth - but you’re *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - that’s how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldn’t be there.)
Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc
So I’ve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.
If you’re one of the people saying “You meant ‘women’”, fuck you. I meant “people who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereof”, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.
And you should pee afterward, so you don’t get a UTI.
Pee within thirty minutes of sex or masturbation, too, per my college doctor who saw the UTIs so often that she diagnosed mine while I was booking my appointment over the phone. (We ran tests too, she was just, ahem, intimately familiar with the problem.) She also recommended that people with penises do it too, because the threat doesn't vanish just because you have a longer urethra.
So, please pee after sex!
ALT
Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards
Alternatively - come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.
cowards
Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.
there are some autistic “traits” that people find really annoying but that are inherently kind
like overexplaining. a lot of autistic people didn’t have certain things explained to them because “everyone knows that.” so when an autistic person overexplains something it’s not because they think you’re stupid it’s because they know how it feels for someone to assume you know something you don’t and just not ever explain how or why. it’s a kindness. autistic people aren’t annoying or stupid for this. they’re kind.
all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.
Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?
yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women
why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.
#op probably has this post muted but the icon is too real.
the icon is because of this post
POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension
btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post
op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik taylor swift is bi but like. why is she y'all's only lgbtq+ pop icon when there are all these other lgbtq+ people in the pop scene???"
i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across
hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi
